18 8 / 2014

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romance

18 8 / 2014

something i actually enjoy about facebook is the ‘like’ feature.  on tumblr when i ‘like’ something it’s usually for reference so i can come back to it later but on facebook the feature is there solely to show support.  there’s no pressure of only liking things that are relevant to me and my interests.  i can like anything i want.  i can like everything.  dormmate just finished a biking trip across 8 states? Like.  Aunt making a status about her honeymoon?  Like.  Some random person from my old high school is posting pictures of sonic characters?  Like.  My bff gave someone a Sick Burn in a comment thread on the wall of someone i don’t know?  Like.  A college friend got ice cream in another country?  Like.  My brother used a picture of a rainbow that i took to make his coverphoto?  Like.  A girl i worked with 2 years ago made a cosplay page?  Motherfuckin like

18 8 / 2014

punching ur gf’s reflection because u need to free her from the mirrored prision

18 8 / 2014

Options for responding to unsolicited dick pics:

a.)  follow this advice

b.)  go to critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com, study the dos and don’ts of dick pics courtesy of everyone’s favorite dick pic analyst, and give the sender your commentary and a grade.  (Seeing as the person was inappropriate enough to send you an unsolicited dick pic, they will likely have sent you a terrible picture to boot.)

17 8 / 2014

  • *nicks skin while shaving in shower*
  • 1: SCREAMS
  • 1: im ok
  • *puts cut under the running water*
  • 1: S H R I E K S
  • 1: CALL AN AMBULANCE

17 8 / 2014

  • 1: what's a group of pigeons called?
  • 2: garbage.
  • 3: a heap. a heap of pigeons.

15 8 / 2014

spider so scary you believe in creationism like

GOD HIMSELF PLACED THIS MONSTER ON EARTH TO PUNISH ME FOR MY SINS 

15 8 / 2014

bonyonyo:

australianpikachu:

i’m in tears

ARE THEY SERIOUS ANYMORE WHAT TH FUCK

bonyonyo:

australianpikachu:

i’m in tears

ARE THEY SERIOUS ANYMORE WHAT TH FUCK

(via kyubae)

14 8 / 2014

abyssalleviathan:

sure the storm knocked out our internet but look at the rainbow!

13 8 / 2014

lymphonodge:

valvala:

someone just got meme’d on

☜(めᗜめ☜

lymphonodge:

valvala:

someone just got meme’d on

☜(めᗜめ☜

(Source: bewareofmpreg, via uncertaintlycertain)

13 8 / 2014

i’m always seeing things about sports anime.  and mecha anime.  and music anime.  and slice of life anime.  where the cooking anime at. i want to watch a yuri edition cutthroat kitchen series dammit

13 8 / 2014

cute question to ponder about your otp: which one of them is a fucking memer

13 8 / 2014

sixpenceee:

Unknown Gravestone in Chattanooga, TN

i read the description and then i started reading the gravestone and i’ve been so infected by this goddamn website’s piece of shit memes that i fully expected it to say “i came here to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now”  fcuk you. fuck me

sixpenceee:

Unknown Gravestone in Chattanooga, TN

i read the description and then i started reading the gravestone and i’ve been so infected by this goddamn website’s piece of shit memes that i fully expected it to say “i came here to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now”  fcuk you. fuck me

(via finfinite)

13 8 / 2014

I was going to make a post asking you guys to share your madoka magica headcanons but then I saw this and you can keep your headcanons to yourself
(Source: xkcd.com)

I was going to make a post asking you guys to share your madoka magica headcanons but then I saw this and you can keep your headcanons to yourself

(Source: xkcd.com)

13 8 / 2014

abyssalleviathan:

Lydia Being Extremely Happy About Chubby Birds: a photoset