21 9 / 2014

Anonymous said: if that letter from your brother had actually been sent, it would have been stamped with ink by the post office official. so i'm guessing you wrote it yourself

real talk im v flattered that you believe i would have the will to carry one of my brother’s disgusting socks all the way to college, copy his chicken scratch writing and spend money on postage stamps for a joke to post on the internet

im sadly not that level of jokester but i aspire to be so one day and for the time being my brother is just insane 

20 9 / 2014

20 9 / 2014

lydiallama:

i always find my brother’s socks literally in the weirdest fucking places in the house (1. on my computer 2. the staircase 3. MY BED ? ??)

and then he went away to california and i found this

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and he replied

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I CANNOT FUCKING B E L I E V E

I’M THREE WEEKS INTO COLLEGE AND I GET A LETTER FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKER

SO I’M LIKE AWW AND MY FRIENDS ARE ALL AWW THATS SO CUTE BUT I OPEN THIS FUCKING PACKAGE OF DECEPTION AND IT’S JUST

20 9 / 2014

i became a mellow college student so fast like semester 1 of freshman year one night me and my friends put a condom on a nude statue on campus and we were like tehehehe oh man we are sUCH rebels and then by the end of the year i was like.  you’re asking me to help you illegally paint a ceiling?  alright

20 9 / 2014

often when i’m watching a show i’ll find a character or two and they’re like freakin the fuck out and i’m like Please Relax but then theres kill la kill.  the entire anime.  Please Relax

18 9 / 2014

Anonymous said: Why do you guys share a blog? Why doesn't Megan/Blanket get their own?

Have you ever heard the joke about lesbians moving in together on the second date bc this is the long distance version

18 9 / 2014

abyssalleviathan:

Lydia with a parrot in her hairrrr

17 9 / 2014

my brother takes dumpster diving to the next level

15 9 / 2014

gomen?  why not gowomen?  end sexism now

15 9 / 2014

addieofrp:

instagrarn:

oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’

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14 9 / 2014

Anonymous said: I'm kind of surprised it's not green or red

i mean considering her homura obsession is it really that surprising tho  

I kno right her fav color is red so I was startled too i think the 420 was calling to her

14 9 / 2014

lydia and i were out shopping and she saw nail polish and she was like omg that’s my favorite color of nail polish so we got it

and i was like oooh i wonder what the name of this color is

14 9 / 2014

11 9 / 2014

"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via r-nosleep)

11 9 / 2014

boggycomics replied to your post: the fallopians thats the island in sou…

Lyd if you don’t get better at sex ed your girlfriend could get you pregnant!!!! Be careful!!!!!!!!!!

oh no!! then i’d have to get a birth control!!!